how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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