The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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