She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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