Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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