i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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