Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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