There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
my poor anus
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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