Just cropdusted the office
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
it's like iHOP with fire
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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