is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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