i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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