He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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