is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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