You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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