my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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