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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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