K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Enjoy the penises
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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