Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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