i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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