i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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