Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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