had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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