That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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