Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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