Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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