considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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