I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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