Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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