Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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