So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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