That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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