Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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