Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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