you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Of course I have a pirate flag
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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