Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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