is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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