so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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