you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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