Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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