How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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