Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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