I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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