Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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