I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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