i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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