Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
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Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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