so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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