kristin has been a bad kristin
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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