There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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