And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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