i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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