Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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