I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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