To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Tell her she can't have a vagina
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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