You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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