I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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