just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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