4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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